Typed Slowly Treatment for Southern Culture Myopia.

Shit’s On Now

There is now an official beer refrigerator on the property. Here's a picture of the fridge (sp?) that's in the basement:

makin' it cool

Marvel at its ability to extract internal heat from items (i.e., beers) and leave them cold to the touch. Magic! See how it stands free of cumbersome generators and complicated machinery. Self-contained! Super! Is that a handle allowing easy access inside the machine? Goddamn right it is! In there's where the beer goes!

Now that we're done with all the shouting, here's what the refrigerator (correct spelling--looked it up) is going to do:

1. House any prospective beers that need to be fermented at temperatures other than whatever the hell it is in the closet. That means you, lagers.

2. House any amount of beer (or food during holidays) that doesn't fit in our regular refrigerator.

3. House kegs once I begin kegging the beer. This will require installing taps on the door, and hopefully this will happen soon--donations to the cause are welcome (preferably in the form of traffic for this site--tell yo friends).

Important Note--This refrigerator came into my possession as a donation from my good friend Scooter, an aficionado of beers in his own right. He has agreed to accept compensation in the form of beer, which is worth its weight in gold--when it's good. His contribution is greatly appreciated, and he will certainly get what's coming to him (in a good way).

I got beer technology, bitches. Pow.

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